“Doctor, You’re Examining My Eyes While My Stomach is in Distress”

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A man with a sensitive stomach once visited a doctor. When questioned about the cause of his ailment, he responded, " I consumed burnt bread."

And the physician said to him: "Go to eye surgeon for checking your eyes or use glasses for your better vision."

The patient expressed, "My query was not regarding my eyes, but rather about my stomach."

The doctor then advised him, "Consult an ophthalmologist to examine your eyes, or consider using spectacles to improve your vision."

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