Wife and Secretary

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'They have an interesting custom in England, ' said Nasrudin, ' and it is one that I would like to copy.' 

'What is that?'

'Businessmen take their secretaries to Paris and pretend that they are their wives.'

'But you haven't got a secretary!'

'I have thought of that. All I have to do is to take my wife to Paris and say that she is my secretary.'


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